i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
