The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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