I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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