The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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