Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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