Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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