apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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