When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I will be naked everywhere
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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