ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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