So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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