Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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