Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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