dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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