apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
