On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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