You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My liver just had a heart attack.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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