STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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