Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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