why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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