Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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