Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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