Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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