There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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