brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
porn star boner night. come get it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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