I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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