Whod you bang
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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