all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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