You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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