By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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