Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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