1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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