Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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