Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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