What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
