We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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