Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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