and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
