I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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