walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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