The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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