omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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