she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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