i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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