this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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