I want to make a zoo with you.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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