she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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