Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
