return my video game
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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