Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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