Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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