Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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