Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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