There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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