They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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