Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
babies were throwing up all over the place
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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