You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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