i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
