The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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