i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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